Greatest Living Poet

* Mmmm, how very Sexy Beast of you. Kingsley me! His dome is bronzier than a State House. He's got the good Behrle cranium design: gradually gradiating up to a pointy peak. Good for standing up action figures. And the moustache aches to be reunited with its other catapillar friends, to frolic and then become lovely butterflies. Oh, DangerMouse, it's too hot for that jacket, though, don't you think? I'm sweaty just looking at you. The stark resemblences of you and the old Harper Perennial Olive are stark. How did they come up with that as a logo? Just pour me the drink! And shut up! Next author photo I wanna see some Doty abs. Poets should go Sexier Beast or be forgotten. Everyone in the world already gets that we're supposed to take Mark Doty *seriously*. That he's a teacher and shit. Or whatever. Now is the time
for you to show us you can dance! And that what glistens is the thumping powerful song of your skin, my man! Ab me! Ab *us*! Teach us now about the dark places your navel can go at 3 AM.

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