When You're Here, You're Family. [jimbehrle at gmail dot com]

* From bookslut: Aren't corporately ironic t-shirts about as cool as Urban Outfitter or Velvet Revolver, anyway? I got two words for you Bill: CYMBELINE and SUCKS. You make overrated seem overrated. Why not call Kenneth Branaugh up and ask him how his brilliant career's going! Douchebag! My emo poems will eat your pantyhose-wearing soul. This guy kind of looks like Mark Lamoureux. If Mark was a dude crapping his pants under a tree. Which he's not.