Greatest Living Poet

Why should I get a cock, Bill Luoma? Do you guys need *another* cock in your...ahem...you know...Poetic Community??

xxxjimmy
 

jealous much?
 

I'm famously jealous of YOU, Drew. Come on!

xxxjimmy
 

Or is it that I'm _envious_ of you? I get those two mixed up. Jealousy is angrily protecting the things I have (like if Natasha was hitting on Sean Cole ALL LAST NIGHT). Envious is like "Oh, my, Mrs. Claus, bring some of that old lady action over here! Damn you, Santa, ignoring so fine a senior citizen!" Am I right?

xxxjimmy
 

Envy, yea, but "Jealous much?" has such a good rhythm. Unfortunately there's no cute two-word catch phrase like _got envy?_ for me to chastise you with when your sometimes misguided Jim-online persona frustration/love dualism needs blossom into vitriol against such thoroughly un-vitriol-inspiring targets as Kasey and Anne. Maybe if the cartoon was actually called "Got Envy?" it would work better ... ?
 

Thanks for your comments & chastising, Drew. I'll take my own & my persona's advice about who's worth satirizing. I am not envious of Kasey and Anne or their relationship. I'd rather be alone forever than be poets as they are or be in such a professional association.

xxxjimmy