When You're Here, You're Family. [jimbehrle at gmail dot com]

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Dylan Thomas wins Irish Derby. I think more race horses should be named after poets. Especially the ones that always lose. And whine about it. It comes as no surprise that Thomas has been reincarnated as a horse (probably a White Horse). To make him run they let him know there's a bottle of Bushmill's at the end of the track.