When You're Here, You're Family. [jimbehrle at gmail dot com]

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Steven Segal, Rock Star. "I've played with the best of the best," he says, "and made a lot of people happy." If by happy you mean deliriously happy in a stoned-and-laughing-*at*-you kind of way. Has he reached the Shatneresque level of he's-so-awful-he's-fantastic? Jury = out. Hey, nothing could be as bad as the latest Radiohead cd. Rock on, Glimmer Man!