When You're Here, You're Family. [jimbehrle at gmail dot com]

* Alice Quinn doesn't just destroy the legendary status of dead poets by publishing their worst and most embarrassing poems for her own personal gain. She also memorizes
a new poem a day and makes *her students* do the same. And I bet she dresses herself. No one thinks of her as anything but a hideously bloated gatekeeper in her own right and her legacy will be erased about one cigarette break after the contents of her desk hit the curb.